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danielbpc:

roboboners:

miserability:

what the fuck

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

Itadakimasu

(Source: colorfulrussianfireworks)

basedgosh:

visit my tagged/me for the same pose in various outfits and differing hair lengths

today someone changed my history teacher’s computer background

today someone changed my history teacher’s computer background

, #p
teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

buonfresco:

19th & 20th century tiaras

cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

i love BDSM

beelzepup:

i love Big Dog So Much

(Source: deerwoof)

awkwardvagina:

my mum told me that a week before i was born she was having severe contractions and was sent to hospital and they were all ready for me to come out and even gave my her an epidural but then i ‘gave up’ all of a sudden until the following week and that is the story of how i procrastinated my own birth

116k:

looking for a tall boy with no standards and who sleeps a lot

laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

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