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dogshame:

I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

dogshame:

I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

today my english teacher told me that it wasn’t common to use the phrase “supply understanding” while critiquing my essay and I said “maybe I’m just that good a writer” and she started laughing so hard that the whole class turned around and people later told me they heard it from the hallway

kardashy:

its impossible to watch this and be sad

Ten Second Songs - Dark Horse
  • Dark Horse

  • by Ten Second Songs

  • 854,824 plays

    bowie-is-a-babe:

    ughexcuseme:

    Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” sang in 20 different styles

    • 0.00 - Katy Perry
    • 0:08 - Nirvana
    • 0:15 - Queen
    • 0:22 - Michael Jackson
    • 0:30 - ‘N Sync
    • 0:43 - Iron Maiden
    • 0:57 - Jamiroquai
    • 1:07 - Pantera
    • 1:13 - Frank Sinatra
    • 1:29 - Metallica
    • 1:35 - Pavarotti
    • 1:43 - The Doors
    • 2:00 - Run D.M.C
    • 2:08 - Tech N9ne
    • 2:16 - Red Hot Chili Peppers
    • 2:21 - Slipknot
    • 2:26 - Louis Prima
    • 2:32 - Boyz II Men
    • 2:51 - Type 0 Negative
    • 3:14 - John Mayer

    This is EXQUISITE

found in the halls

found in the halls

, #p

ven0moth:

i am going to kill all the hot people so i have no competition and i will be the hottest by default

but then you’re hot people so you have to kill yourself??

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

canaydian:

None of my tv channels are working except for this one

canaydian:

None of my tv channels are working except for this one

(Source: canaydian)

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

GUESS WHO IS EMPLOYED AS OF NOW

(Source: katara)

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

(Source: drunkchan)

evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker

evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker

me in tree and me from tree, respectively