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y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

gnumblr:

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hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

fileformat:

it’s 1964 I’m on a balcony smoking a really long cigarette and some lofty music is playing I drop my martini on the floor it breaks and 5 men scramble to get me a new one

Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

inlifesansawins:

why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

(Source: fabiansgoldwatches)

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

jeanmarcoing:

nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI

  • baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
  • mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
  • baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
  • mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers

coolboyclub:

untraceableblog:

every possible thing in every possible universe has been said 

slug milk

nosdrinker:

shaquilleofeel:

someone kill this man honestly

who the fuck does this

(Source: roxylifts)

Embroidery at Christian Dior Haute Couture F/W 2014, Haute Couture Week